2008April1
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Given the seasonal hypothermia shelters closing, housing mortgage crisis, state, county and city funding issues, this News just in today...
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New Northern Virginia Highway Initiative - Rooms Under Bridges
By An Anonymous Source
On deep background, VDOT officials secretly announced their new initiative, affordable housing under the new highway bridges.
An official said that given the high cost of living in the Washington DC area, housing prices, financial crises and the recent success of the mixing bowl, the Wilson Bridge project is considering putting housing underneath the new bridge ramps.
Given that the Freedman's Cemetary could not be moved due to public outcry, and the neighboring towers and apartment experienced problems with roofs during the pile driving for making the bridge foundation, VDOT would make it up to the local residents, visitors and guests by making housing more tightly integrated with the highway system upgrades.
Local residents were asked what they thought of the idea, and reported, that since they had lived with construction for so many years, and trailers with construction guys were there anyway, they didn't foresee any NIMBY issues.
A local homeless person who refused to be named for fear of retaliation, decryed 'There goes the neighborhood!'
The waiting list will open soon, please bring your valid VA drivers license, as a vehicle will also be required to access the housing.
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