FatJokesGoodAndBad2020
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A couple examples of Fat Jokes,
which normally, for some value of normal,
would and would not be funny...
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A couple of YouTube videos
Jarvis (misspelled) AnyThing But Jogging
(NSFMuch)
https://youtu.be/QF7yAuldF-Q
and i put some rather nasty comment(s)
on his video
about as nasty as i thought he was
being to overweight/aka fat people...
A Brit and doesn't excuse it,
seems to be popular though,
opened for Academy awards
or somesuch, i didn't watch,
but seen him somewhere
(BroadCast/Cable, before YouTube...)
before...
A few funny parts, but mostly mean
and didn't seem to understand,
guess he's never been that heavy...
And doesn't care to learn others
reality...
Dry Bar I Don't Jog/Run
https://youtu.be/Obpz2eC_6gA
I generally have liked DryBar comedy
(club?) likely in a dry state? if there is such
a thing... maybe Mormon/ LDS have a sense
of humor, idk...
I've been saying
"where you going with my pizza?",
to pizza delivery guy(s),
and recently to some women
leaving a grocery store,
with a discounted cake,
they said they just found out
they were graduating,
and then their nasty comment(s),
were told they weren't graduating,
which didn't seem to sober
them up much...
With today's economy,
going out into that,
doesn't sound very good...
Drunk and disorderly
sadistic, there's enough of that out there,
and actually trying to hurt people,
even in the community,
as parting shots,
even going to MargaritaVille,
and breaking confidences,
protected health information,
stolen/ spied/ evesDropping (sp?) info,
and grade fixing, cheating scandals,
etc, much less up to the torture(s)
S.H. Cho and VATech shooting
taking an underdog approach,
seeing why he/they would do things like that,
since many different shooters,
and kids got off school
like the Alice Cooper's (?)
Schools out for Summer
schools out for ever,
and graduations with and without ceremonies,
Virtual Graduation(s),
excusing the last whatever month's requirement,
in good standing and let that last semesters
slide, while having to go back home,
and not sure about summer,
fall semester, for rising seniors?
much less on to college?
all virtual classes?
The FreshMan 20+ pounds,
how that works virtually?
Giant, at least that one,
has started Not giving quarters roll(s),
and the nasty woman,
seemed like more discrimination,
the guard was seen,
face down in a smart phone
almost running into me,
not looking up,
doesn't seem to notice 6' rule/law?
maybe using a camera,
on me? I don't know what it is about
JustSayNoToConVid2020
but the bad practice just got worse...
Metro now / Today Requires masks,
didn't want to pick me up?
and other problems returning from
a 15+ mile walk?
a Moto dealership,
by appointment only,
no windowShopping,
i would not have gotten one, the last time,
if i had not been able to window shop...
Union shops, and requiring masks,
sometimes i ignore them,
MicroCenter is providing them,
which seems to be worth it,
staff is provided masks,
and pharmacies are not even selling
them, so can't get quarters and other
problems recently mentioned laundry,
and can't wash the masks,
much less other things,
and can't wear dirty ones,
like a dirty CPAC machine,
and blowback type problems,
collecting germs in one place,
higher concentration and
other problems,
overweight,
obesity,
morbid obesity,
and difficulty breathing anyways,
one spot on a commute
seems to be a bad air place,
some cooking places,
and up a hill, and notice i cough
there, likely cardiac related,
and some comments elsewhere
Updates
Wynns still in Fiji which is still
locked down, flying most of the
way around the world to return to
their boat Curiosity, and the last leg
and could not get the rest of the
way, so seem to have spent time there,
and i had some comments on that,
while very fortunate to be BoatLife
people, showing Texas and home life,
visiting family, and they did a brief
history, adopted/fostered a kitten,
but making ginger beer which exploded,
and cleanup in the shower,
coconut, coffee, blender, etc...
Still for people who have never
been, seems excessive, but
who am i to judge...
For weight, i've been both,
started out skinny,
played football, badly line people
are big and just pushed me out of the
way, not enough coordination for basketball,
nor baseball, those are some of the big three.
Swimming, i was ok, but diving, i wasn't scared,
just blew out my eardrum before senior year,
trying a double at a pool, after some girl(s)
did them, i never had, and guess that got
rid of any competition, and hopes for Naval
Academy, military service, of the usual
kind, etc...
Drinking and Mil
Oddly the popular culture is drinking
is big in military, like old westerns
(can't seem to get Heros and Icons,
have to rescan again, but Grit i get,
and some hard core like Westerns there...)
But also have clearance ,and loose lips
sink ships, and all, so drunk sailors,
etc and how to keep the secrets,
much less drinking while at sea,
playing with munitions, and generally
bad for health, allure of recruiting,
old enough to drink, and sign up,
might have to be drunk to sign up,
and might as well get a tattoo while
drunk and on leave... similar problems,
don't know what happened,
combine that with
HIV then
JustSayNoToConVid2020
and deadly... bringing it back to ship,
fort/ base, office, etc...
YMMV
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How To Analyze?
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Alice Cooper School...
https://youtu.be/2Oo8QzDHimQ
Gratuitous
(someThing more upBeat thrown in
for Balance?)
Joe Walsh Life's Been Good
Spoken Word Version
https://youtu.be/NIzyTk1fuf0
Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall
https://youtu.be/YR5ApYxkU-U
(Probably my gen
AntiSchool Songs)
CookSomeThing2019
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would be good to add the YouTube links
but you can learn to search too,
might be good for you,
Search and Ye May Find,
while rather biblical,
for those used to so many link fields,
learning to find things,
even back to card catalogs,
and Grover Cleveland,
a US President from where?
when your JFK books and Lincoln
are gone, go get another one...
All that was left, /LiftedHeavilyFromDryBar
ButNotATranScript
Memory Fart:
I Don't Jog/Run
FoodAttacks2016
...
HippieClownCamp2011
Autreat2010Foods
OdetoaFarmersMarket
Etc...
YMMV
Conclusion
Summary of experience or similar
I went looking for food,
not a binge, really,
but see what was available,
the front guy tried telling me of meat,
on sale, the Giant has a mask sign,
other places do not, not a lot of people
around, and seeing how people react
to not wearing one, very few left,
and no good supply of them,
laundry not done (monthly)
and weekly use of 1+
only have two hand made onees given to
me and out walking/ exercising,
biking would be good but can't seem
to get what i need to build two rear wheels,
even with the spring season starting up,
BikeToWorkDay/ BikeMonth
and that was BikeAnyWhere
and some roads/ stuff closed,
on to carrying a lot,
using a cart, and notice how many carts
are just left near bus stops,
even food at stops, near shelters,
and had church/ evangelical stuff,
so got a photo of that,
and various companies missing carts,
returned one, after not taking one,
and got a quarter,
trying new shoes/ sandals,
Beaches Closed and Summer is Ruined
much less pools?
so Memorial Day, even without school,
will likely Suck BigTime
even for BeachedWhales like mySelf
but some things like therapy the DryBar
comedy guy, a Chusky guy
making fun of it and maybe he gets
a P80X or whatever personal trainer,
going on video trashing a fitness guys videos,
eating Doritos feeling the burn,
but not doing the exercise,
and considering my food choices,
some holiday cheap stuff,
have i gained during Shut/LockDown?
walking 10 miles, burns some
but day to day, only out two days/ week,
and not a lot done while at home,
so might be a problem there,
HigiMachines some are wrapped in
shipping plastic, others they may be
cleaning and still available, depends
upon store, so BuyerBeWare, YMMV
i guess...
Discussion
A place for feedback on the page presented
What is funny about Fat Jokes?
Do you take it Personally?
Are you Heavy?
Obese, Morbidly?
or Anorexic/Bulemic (sp?)?
What have you tried?
not tried?
(Gastric ByPass,
Purging, etc?)
Is it a progressive, potentially fatal disease?
What does your doctor say?
What does your weight say?
BMI?
General Fitness?
Ooofing geting out of a chair?
Like Old People?
Got a walker?
Getting through door frames?
I'm wide, and some things i can't get
through, carrying stuff, mostly...
A Shopping Cart in, a wide one,
and returned it, some collect,
and other issues, jokes about living
in one, they are big, the upscale bums
have them, or whatever,
turned over on side, for benches,
as bus and other benches missing
construction, and
too many in the waiting shelter,
smoking in the bus shelter, etc...
Does fitness / activity monitors help?
Are you rewarded for doing enough exercise,
say with a work supplied health care plan?
i've noticed my abrasions aren't just from
biking and the seat, i get them walking,
apparently my ass with extra skin and
fat, now rubs on itself, not the typical
thighs brushing against each other,
but get monkey/baboon ass
from 10-20 mile walks...
not just high mileage bike rides,
to beware, not just can't breath,
exercising (hence mask problems
well before JustSayNoToConVid2020 )
coming back from Geshunhiet (sp?)
HippieClownCamp2011
so like EverLast going to an emergency
ward thinking because he had tatoos
etc must be drugs but his doc
was on the board of Mayo Clinic
or wherever he went in,
and they found his records,
found the heart valve problem,
and is now a dad of a cystic fibrosis
and his little riff on OCD like cleaning
much less history of Hip Hop
as semi retired, NWA??
People'sParty w nameidon't getright,
i've saved links, emailed tos elf,
but don't know them off the top of my head,
to type in here,
so GoFish
and yeah , i'm still playing
FishDumb2020
got in the top 10 on Gold
last night, and don't spend as much
time with it, got past level 200
the old 76 problem worked out,
like i thought it might, Extra Hard,
Very Hard, SuperHard, they call it,
Not so Super to be Difficult,
my issues with naming?
YMMV
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