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FatJokesGoodAndBad2020

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FatJokesGoodAndBad2020

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Introduction/Definition/etc

 

A couple examples of Fat Jokes,

which normally, for some value of normal,

would and would not be funny...

 

Body

 

Original Text

 

A couple of YouTube videos

 

Jarvis (misspelled) AnyThing But Jogging

(NSFMuch)

https://youtu.be/QF7yAuldF-Q

 

and i put some rather nasty comment(s)

on his video

about as nasty as i thought he was

being to overweight/aka fat people...

A Brit and doesn't excuse it,

seems to be popular though,

opened for Academy awards

or somesuch, i didn't watch,

but seen him somewhere

(BroadCast/Cable, before YouTube...)

before...

A few funny parts, but mostly mean

and didn't seem to understand,

guess he's never been that heavy...

And doesn't care to learn others

reality...

 

 

Dry Bar I Don't Jog/Run

https://youtu.be/Obpz2eC_6gA

 

I generally have liked DryBar comedy

(club?) likely in a dry state? if there is such

a thing... maybe Mormon/ LDS have a sense

of humor, idk...

 

I've been saying

"where you going with my pizza?",

to pizza delivery guy(s),

and recently to some women

leaving a grocery store,

with a discounted cake,

they said they just found out

they were graduating,

and then their nasty comment(s),

were told they weren't graduating,

which didn't seem to sober

them up much...

With today's economy,

going out into that,

doesn't sound very good...

Drunk and disorderly

sadistic, there's enough of that out there,

and actually trying to hurt people,

even in the community,

as parting shots,

even going to MargaritaVille,

and breaking confidences,

protected health information,

stolen/ spied/ evesDropping (sp?) info,

and grade fixing, cheating scandals,

etc, much less up to the torture(s)

S.H. Cho and VATech shooting

taking an underdog approach,

seeing why he/they would do things like that,

since many different shooters,

and kids got off school

like the Alice Cooper's (?)

Schools out for Summer

schools out for ever,

and graduations with and without ceremonies,

Virtual Graduation(s),

excusing the last whatever month's requirement,

in good standing and let that last semesters

slide, while having to go back home,

and not sure about summer,

fall semester, for rising seniors?

much less on to college?

all virtual classes?

 

The FreshMan 20+ pounds,

how that works virtually?

 

Giant, at least that one,

has started Not giving quarters roll(s),

and the nasty woman,

seemed like more discrimination,

the guard was seen,

face down in a smart phone

almost running into me,

not looking up,

doesn't seem to notice 6' rule/law?

maybe using a camera,

on me? I don't know what it is about

JustSayNoToConVid2020

but the bad practice just got worse...

 

Metro now / Today Requires masks,

didn't want to pick me up?

and other problems returning from

a 15+ mile walk?

 

a Moto dealership,

by appointment only,

no windowShopping,

i would not have gotten one, the last time,

if i had not been able to window shop...

Union shops, and requiring masks,

sometimes i ignore them,

MicroCenter is providing them,

which seems to be worth it,

staff is provided masks,

and pharmacies are not even selling

them, so can't get quarters and other

problems recently mentioned laundry,

and can't wash the masks,

much less other things,

and can't wear dirty ones,

like a dirty CPAC machine,

and blowback type problems,

collecting germs in one place,

higher concentration and

other problems,

overweight,

obesity,

morbid obesity,

and difficulty breathing anyways,

one spot on a commute

seems to be a bad air place,

some cooking places,

and up a hill, and notice i cough

there, likely cardiac related,

and some comments elsewhere

 

 

Updates

 

Wynns still in Fiji which is still

locked down, flying most of the

way around the world to return to

their boat Curiosity, and the last leg

and could not get the rest of the

way, so seem to have spent time there,

and i had some comments on that,

while very fortunate to be BoatLife

people, showing Texas and home life,

visiting family, and they did a brief

history, adopted/fostered a kitten,

but making ginger beer which exploded,

and cleanup in the shower,

coconut, coffee, blender, etc...

Still for people who have never

been, seems excessive, but

who am i to judge...

 

For weight, i've been both,

started out skinny,

played football, badly line people

are big and just pushed me out of the

way, not enough coordination for basketball,

nor baseball, those are some of the big three.

Swimming, i was ok, but diving, i wasn't scared,

just blew out my eardrum before senior year,

trying a double at a pool, after some girl(s)

did them, i never had, and guess that got

rid of any competition, and hopes for Naval

Academy, military service, of the usual

kind, etc...

 

Drinking and Mil

 

Oddly the popular culture is drinking

is big in military, like old westerns

(can't seem to get Heros and Icons,

have to rescan again, but Grit i get,

and some hard core like Westerns there...)

But also have clearance ,and loose lips

sink ships, and all, so drunk sailors,

etc and how to keep the secrets,

much less drinking while at sea,

playing with munitions, and generally

bad for health, allure of recruiting,

old enough to drink, and sign up,

might have to be drunk to sign up,

and might as well get a tattoo while

drunk and on leave... similar problems,

don't know what happened,

combine that with

HIV then

JustSayNoToConVid2020

and deadly... bringing it back to ship,

fort/ base, office, etc...

YMMV

 

 

 

Modified Text

 

What's Missing?

 

What Can Be Found?

 

What Can Not Be Found?

 

How To Analyze?

 

Lenses

 

Assumptions

 

Time Limits

 

Book Data

 

ISBN

 

 Bound

 

CopyRight

 

 Pages

index

 

 

Links

 

Alice Cooper School...

https://youtu.be/2Oo8QzDHimQ

 

Gratuitous

(someThing more upBeat thrown in

for Balance?)

Joe Walsh Life's Been Good

Spoken Word Version

https://youtu.be/NIzyTk1fuf0

 

 

Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall

https://youtu.be/YR5ApYxkU-U

(Probably my gen

AntiSchool Songs)

 

CookSomeThing2019

 

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would be good to add the YouTube links

but you can learn to search too,

might be good for you,

Search and Ye May Find,

while rather biblical,

for those used to so many link fields,

learning to find things,

even back to card catalogs,

and Grover Cleveland,

a US President from where?

when your JFK books and Lincoln

are gone, go get another one...

All that was left, /LiftedHeavilyFromDryBar

ButNotATranScript

Memory Fart:

I Don't Jog/Run

 

FoodAttacks2016

 

...

 

HippieClownCamp2011

 

Autreat2010Foods

 

 

OdetoaFarmersMarket

 

Etc...

YMMV

 

 

Conclusion

 

Summary of experience or similar

 

I went looking for food,

not a binge, really,

but see what was available,

the front guy tried telling me of meat,

on sale, the Giant has a mask sign,

other places do not, not a lot of people

around, and seeing how people react

to not wearing one, very few left,

and no good supply of them,

laundry not done (monthly)

and weekly use of 1+

only have two hand made onees given to

me and out walking/ exercising,

biking would be good but can't seem

to get what i need to build two rear wheels,

even with the spring season starting up,

BikeToWorkDay/ BikeMonth

and that was BikeAnyWhere

and some roads/ stuff closed,

on to carrying a lot,

using a cart, and notice how many carts

are just left near bus stops,

even food at stops, near shelters,

and had church/ evangelical stuff,

so got a photo of that,

and various companies missing carts,

returned one, after not taking one,

and got a quarter,

trying new shoes/ sandals,

Beaches Closed and Summer is Ruined

much less pools?

so Memorial Day, even without school,

will likely Suck BigTime

even for BeachedWhales like mySelf

but some things like therapy the DryBar

comedy guy, a Chusky guy

making fun of it and maybe he gets

a P80X or whatever personal trainer,

going on video trashing a fitness guys videos,

eating Doritos feeling the burn,

but not doing the exercise,

and considering my food choices,

some holiday cheap stuff,

have i gained during Shut/LockDown?

walking 10 miles, burns some

but day to day, only out two days/ week,

and not a lot done while at home,

so might be a problem there,

HigiMachines some are wrapped in

shipping plastic, others they may be

cleaning and still available, depends

upon store, so BuyerBeWare, YMMV

i guess...

 

 

Discussion

 

A place for feedback on the page presented

 

What is funny about Fat Jokes?

Do you take it Personally?

 

Are you Heavy?

Obese, Morbidly?

or Anorexic/Bulemic (sp?)?

 

What have you tried?

not tried?

(Gastric ByPass,

Purging, etc?)

 

Is it a progressive, potentially fatal disease?

 

What does your doctor say?

What does your weight say?

BMI?

General Fitness?

Ooofing geting out of a chair?

Like Old People?

 

Got a walker?

Getting through door frames?

I'm wide, and some things i  can't get

through, carrying stuff, mostly...

A Shopping Cart in, a wide one,

and returned it, some collect,

and other issues, jokes about living

in one, they are big, the upscale bums

have them, or whatever,

turned over on side, for benches,

as bus and other benches missing

construction, and

too many in the waiting shelter,

smoking in the bus shelter, etc...

 

Does fitness  / activity monitors help?

 

Are you rewarded for doing enough exercise,

say with a work supplied health care plan?

 

i've noticed my abrasions aren't just from

biking and the seat, i get them walking,

apparently my ass with extra skin and

fat, now rubs on itself, not the typical

thighs brushing against each other,

but get monkey/baboon ass

from 10-20 mile walks...

not just high mileage bike rides,

to beware, not just can't breath,

exercising (hence mask problems

well before JustSayNoToConVid2020 )

coming back from Geshunhiet (sp?)

HippieClownCamp2011

so like EverLast going to an emergency

ward thinking because he had tatoos

etc must be drugs but his doc

was on the board of Mayo Clinic

or wherever he went in,

and they found his records,

found the heart valve problem,

and is now a dad of a cystic fibrosis

and his little riff on OCD like cleaning

much less history of Hip Hop

as semi retired, NWA??

People'sParty w nameidon't getright,

i've saved links, emailed tos elf,

but don't know them off the top of my head,

to type in here,

so GoFish

 

and yeah , i'm still playing

FishDumb2020

got in the top 10 on Gold

last night, and don't spend as much

time with it, got past level 200

the old 76 problem worked out,

like i thought it might, Extra Hard,

Very Hard, SuperHard, they call it,

Not so Super to be Difficult,

my issues with naming?

 

 YMMV

 

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