MuscovyDuck2016

 

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Introduction/Definition/etc

 

Solving the mystery of the ManDuckPig dilemma,

it's a Muscovy Duck from South America...

 

Body

 

Checking on The Duck, and an old guy with binoculars walks by, so I point out the duck,

he had missed and he named it a Muskovy Duck from South America, or similar,

Central America, domesticated in some parts, not sure if this one is or not...

 

Others think I'm on my 4th duck, that some are coming along and making soup out of it or

Peking Duck or similar...  So some rumors of the Mighty Ducks and other absurdities are getting

a bit out of hand...

 

Even worse is checking on the duck in the night, and overhear something similar to making a human

into a duck, by a process like a lobotomy, hunters, people from Vietnam Era, surgeons, and some

others might know about it, half dead, half alive, basically brain damage, probably permanent,

and that goes without people trying to enter the freezing cold water, likely children and/or people

of younger intellectual age, and getting in serious trouble...

 

So everything you see, may not be yours...

Afaict, it is and will always be a wild animal, living in a regional park, and not on someone's holiday,

trolling and/or other diner table...

 

Not that people don't celebrate holidays in different ways, some might eat duck for ThanksGiving,

but being an American holiday, Northern America, somewhere starting with American Indians,

where ever they emigrated from, Aztec (NAztec? Northern Aztec?) , traditions may differ..

I'd been wondering about American Indians giving us the gift of life and not starvation, by teaching us

about Turkeys, Wild Turkeys at the time, likely eating their corn/maize, etc...  And how to hunt them,

well before Daniel Boone and other out west characters emerged in the myth known as American History...

And did they sneak in and take tobacco, whiskey, metals, shiny stuff, and other things like our wives, kids, etc while we were turkey stuffed and basically drugged down, from eating them?

 

Same thing like the Lone Ranger was a Black Man publicized as White to reach a larger Hollywood audience...

Vice and/or other Black History type clips mention it...

So was Tonto really an Indian?

Or was he/she the black side kick/ maybe white side kick, if The Lone Ranger was black?

 

But I digress, scary stories in the dark don't make it true, doesn't make it false, but gang and other troll type violence is not to be messed with anymore than Texas, and Immigration policy, etc...

 

Holiday Time as well as other times, are CrayCray enough, as it is, but whatever dude/dudette/Ducky...

 

Links

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscovy_duck

 

Many other references in this drivel, see what you need to look up to decypher it...

 

Pato

 

3 Little Putas

 in lyrics by what musical group?

  Lincoln Park?

 

What Song?

 

Conclusion

 

Summary of experience or similar

 

None really.

Lone Duck now has an identified type, Muscovy, and others are still trying to make it theirs,

and might have already killed a few,

It might have a been a prank, let's stock the pond with fish, and then give them a duck, to eat the fish,

or maybe the long lost (Ninja?) turtles before construction, and they found the sewer line break,

and are running out of turkey leftovers put down the drain, so are going to move along,

as soon as the new feathers come in, the mate is found, etc, and it mysteriously moves along...

 

Nefarious versions are worse, and TurkeyDay has little/ nothing to do with Halloween, Ghoul's Goblins,

mythology, and just plain eating if you are desperate enough...

 

 

Discussion

 

A place for feedback on the page presented

 

Would killing/ disabling someone into the functions of a duck, follows around like an Intellectual Disabilities person,

 permanently disabled, by trying to lead a gang, kill someone, and/or defending a prized duck? 

How about a Presidential Kid?

 

To what lengths will some people go to make a name for themselves?

Polar Plunges, are done in controlled situations, and with media for charity, other people live in Alaska,

and fall thru the ice, and freeze and die....

So do Woolly Mammoths, and become something geneticists and Jurrasick Park fans try to recreate...

 

So, say in an alternate universe you were trained to save the Presidential dog, and someone threatened that dog, a symbol of American freedom to have pets, even in over priced public housing, would that include having to kill a human for trying to kill the Presidential Dog?

 

Now for centuries, people have domesticated animals, and tried to domesticate people, of other races, ethnicities, and other differences that somehow they rationalize as inferior to them, does that make it right to take those freedoms?

 

And/Or, in angry street translated language, "Who stole my 'F'ing duck, man?"

 

Now lookup Pato, and see if I'm calling you a sports star, a gay, and/or a duck...

 

 

License

 

Creative Commons Share and Share Alike, Non Commercial, Non Derivative, for the whole site's contents unless otherwise explicitly stated

 

Page History

 

20161206 Jerry

• Jerry created this page to put to rest the type of duck, and some other issues that may arise?...

 

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