MyHospitalByCherryPickGames2017
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Introduction/Definition/etc
Cherry Pick Games is a Polish company
which built/bought a Hospital Simulation
game, which currently is causing me
grief, but funny on some levels,
very troubling on others,
as the implications of medical
and gaming are basically like
the Death Panels, who decides
who Lives and Dies, and How,
When and Where?
Body
Original Text
Saw about it on the other games,
but the devices I had would not
run it, and got it to install on the new
ZTEMagestyProLTE2017
but getting it to consistently run is
an issue, maybe when it was small,
but like a virus, it's taking over
similar to 8BallPool and problems
there, it would have you remove
all the other apps, so if it's memory,
instead of storage, and the OS
doesn't do virtual memory well,
I'm screwed, besides there is a
HazMat team/tent out back,
and some patient has a MIRSA
like illness, the flesh eating bacteria
kind, and we need to wash up
and get out of there, take the devices
we will figure out how to sterilize it
somewho, maybe north korea will
help with that, they and the Japanese
know all about radiation, we gave it
to them, and now I guess, we get
it all back...
Modified Text
How would children read it?
Would they go to the Head Doc?
Is that in Colorado or California?
Where is that legal?
What about the Food Doc?'
Foo , or Food?
Foot?
I have to walk, I can't play my
game instead?
How about roll, I can do that,
you drive the stroller/ wheelchair,
I'll be the bot, and we will clean up,
onward hoe..
What's Missing?
Translations of Head,
Foot, Appetite, Intern,
Resident, Greek, Latin,
and other archaic languages
other than roman, to make it
look more like the langage
really used...
Let's F' with the translations and
make it kind of like a real
language, but we all have to
be drinking, or doing pot to get
it working right, bring on the munchies...
What Can Be Found?
Similar to other stuff out there,
use the same frameworks,
and Cold Fusion the website,
find some linguists that can
tell the differences, we don't
know that other language,
so not bothering with checking
them, and what about sending to
the EU, how about the Brits,
what about Asia?
Maybe Down Under?
Call the Bus!
What Can Not Be Found?
Sanity in gaming.
Limits on Fun...
Where the patient was before playing this game...
Location Off...
ID off...
Connection Off...
How To Analyze?
Lenses
Doctor
This is serious business,
I spent my life trying to get
and get out of medical school,
only to have kids playing a game
who claim to know how to CURE
people?
Artist
They are going to make some pictures
and we are going to have to fill in the dots...
Graphics sucks, where did we go wrong,
maybe we should have been doctors
instead of lab techs...
Network Engineer
Well, load balancing across all the world
when this hits SlashDot, and my resume
Stat!
InvestingInForeignCompanies
We don't really allow that,
we can ask for money but there is no
way we can get it in the bunkers
where we keep our love,
and smiles, and happy attitudes,
fresh and clean from the other
hordes out there...
BitCoin
Well, computers are manufactured
by the same companies that make
tanks, 3 wheeled monstrosities,
and other problems that plague
the world, so why not make some
money off of it?
Send to BitCoin because we
are the Pretty Penny...
/InternationalTMPending
CheatSheetManufacturers
If they can make a game,
we can make an App,
we can sell the answers
cheaper than they can make
the game, so we Win!
Hackers
What's all the fuss?
Just make another one...
Stackers
Here is the pile of boxes
of old dos software, and
Amiga
and NeXT, and other flavours,
that we have, do you want that
one? Or the original signed box
by Woz?
Etc
Whatever, it's just a game,
not Global ThermoNuclearWar,
Would you Like to Play a Game?
Assumptions
Games are good,
people are a bother,
and writing to a machine
is better than dealing with
Carbon Based Life Forms,
whatever those are...
So here is a port from a restaurant
game like
WorldChef2016
and into where the real money
and if you get food poisoning
that's where you might
end up anyways..
At least the knives are sharper,
scalpel, Stat!
Time Limits
Well repetitive stress injuries
happen, so win the game before
that happens or hope Dragon Speak
does what you want...
Conclusion
Summary of experience or similar
Up at about level 20, so played a lot,
not constantly, have to sleep and eat,
and some other things to do,
like find out why and where the
bug is that causes me to have to
restart the game about every few
interactions, memory, disk/storage/
internet, or other problems, blocking
traffic and dumping me off,
not a server side problem, must
be user error, user makes an error
using this stuff...
So write better?
Hope reverse polish notation is
patent pending?
Discussion
A place for feedback on the page presented
What simulations are useful?
What are not?
How much does the doctor get
for Curing people?
Like Hams?
What is the real Elixer *sp
Vodka?
Denatured Alcohol?
Sterile Gause?
Cause?
License
Creative Commons Share and Share Alike,
Non Commercial, Non Derivative,
for the whole site's contents
unless otherwise explicitly stated
Page History
20171107 Jerry
- Jerry created this page to log a game,
- somewhere between unusable,
- and intentionally maddening,
- and use the template to
- make situations uniform across ca$es...
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