eScootersVBoardsEtc2021
from
SituationalAssessmentTemplate2017
Introduction/Definition/etc
so LidlProbsThenHover 1eScooter2021
Hover-1.com makes eScooters
and Boards,
the difference is well,
technical, marketing,
foot position, idk,
Body
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So put two wheels where?
side by side or one in front of another?
put a stick on the front?
motor on where?
front wheel with batteries along the handlebar
to front wheel tube?
or between the wheels facing forward?
how much platform space for your feet?
maybe that is the missing sizing chart
that needs to be created?
plus weight and determine what model
if even available, not sold out,
can find, can afford, etc
legal to ride where you are,
on what?
only your driveway?
how many are hurt using these things?
and does that explain the pages of DON'T
in front of a few pages at most of useful
information on the booklet, which btw
you can download ahead of time,
not just in the box in paper /dead tree form,
after buying the device, if you can find them...
I've been lucky so far,
or just forced to be, idk,
for $170+taxes bought a low end model,
and then looked at other models and online,
LidlMerriFieldGrandOpening2021
had one, but i din't have the money
i spent hours researching and biking
to find one, they had 4 at the time,
then 3 with what bought,
and it was a different model?
so marketing seems to be busy,
it's named after the appearance?
but similar functions
The Eagle is similar and takes the same
power brick/ transformer/ special circuitry,
can't use different chargers and they
are $40 regular price plus shipping,
Add to that you likely need a helmet,
knee pads, elbow pads and wrist pads
wouldn't be a bad idea either,
as with 6.5 inch wheels and anything over
a 1/2 inch being an obstacle
you may go to ground/ face plant /
WIPEOUT
easily,
especially if older, inexperienced,
in hazardous and typical conditions,
_InsertLegalSleeze Here_
so surfers used WipeOut as when you fell
into water, or maybe got gored by coral,
i'm not a surfer, but did WindSurf (TM ElseWhere)/
SailBoard and owned one, so not new to falling
in the water, just not a lot of waves,
A lot of Wind and easily a problem,
as Hurricane Hugo?
passed by and the local river
had finally enough wind,
but i had one sale and told to get out of the water,
not told the sewage treatment plant upstream
had overflown but i think mostly they got tired
of seeing me fail, and wasn't entertaining enough
for them, falling in polluted water, jet fuel,
typical near city debris, etc...
Luckily not bodies floating by,
at least that time,
maybe before, after, but in the news
definitely there are bodies near the river,
one side or the other, over time...
Anyways, there are neat ,
at least to me accessories to the Boards,
while there aren't as many for the eScooters,
though you have nothing to told on to,
perhaps a pacifier, idk,
security blankie? (sp?)
SegWay you lean forwardn and feel like
falling and might but it gyroscopes/ accellerates
to try to keep you on it, afaict,
and turning? how does that work with a wheel
on either side of your feet?
yeah, tried someone elses,
and just tried an eScooter in the last few days,
but had a small skateboard as kid,
too small, so yeah, long board experience Nil,
but old enough to know better
and old enough to worry about a broken hip,
(they don't heal in older people either,
so basically people die in a hospital bed,
eventually ,permanently crippled?
one of the reasons there is an enlistment
limit age for recruits for military, etc
as healing is correlated with age,
getting up 40+ and not worth risking it,
even for people who send you in harms way,
for thier Glory, Heroism, etc,
__InsertPatrioticTermsHere_
anyways,
so accessories for the Board include
making it a very low trike
we are talking about small, shopping cart size wheels,
and you may know how difficult it is to steer
a shopping cart, much less get it up a ramp/
cut out avoiding curbs?
AtomicZombie.com or similar has/ sells kit plans
to make your own similar odd shaped things,
mostly with MIG Welding,
Bike!Bike!AnyWhere2021
DIY talk had doing some things without Welding
as nasty chemicals, most don't have a welder,
space/ permission, etc to do that
and mostly with say department store
bike frame parts, cut up and repurposed,
lets say, or buy new metal, expensive,
and where to find, etc?
Clean new metal and welding vs. toxic
fumes, and that's before the other painting
finishing processes...
So trike, and other interesting things,
but still very low to the ground, and start
looking at statistics of people hurt,
kids who aren't seen behind parked cars
and go beyond their driveway into busy
streets, likely without a helmet,
even so, darting out from behind cars,
might as well be snipers?
Children and Others At Play
basically need a skate park,
ice rink/ protected area,
but also warned against those things,
on the manual which says don't
breath, have fun, sue us basically...
We Warned You,
local laws may be similar, idk,
some cars understand being on the road,
some don't share very well,
either,
so residential streets, major city streets,
trails? no motorized vehicles?
and laws state where you can and can not
ride/ pedal. push/ scoot, hover?
but eScoot, eBike, eHover?
Hover/ Boarding really Boreding,
to coin a term, I'm Bored,
then go outside,
I'm outside, i'm still bored,
well get a job then...
I'm 4 no one can get a work permit
for a 4 year old, can they?
Idk do some laundry,
clean your room,
eat your vegetables,
quit bugging me,
Ok, but you're off my xmas list,
That's ok i'm not christian...
and other kid like dialogues,
gets enterainting until buying
so many "Toys" that become homeless
instead... Go figure, transit and having
feet run over by a MetroAccess sent
paratransit service
and might need to have Alternate means
of transit...
But add PanDemic and SupplyChain shortages,
and might be a one off, good for a few rides,
cheap thrills?
and into the trash heap,
not even that becuases it's a lithium something
polymore (sp?) battery and rare earth
metals/ magnets, so requires speical handling,
basically someone steals it before you even
try it out, more than a few times,
can't lock the critters, and weigh
20-40+ lbs, so buyer BeWare
you've adopted a carry along
bag of flour/ sock o SomeThing
like a pretend baby/ kid,
and work that inner child,
...
How you nurse an electronic baby
is likely by charging so have the right
nipple(s)/ plugs?
are you feeding that baby 220V
50Hertz or 60?
You can't give a newborn that power!
what were you thinking,
Child/ Electronics Abuse!!
call 911
oh, your phone was on that circuit
and it's dead too?
too bad,
maybe i'll take it
and you're relieved of parental/
electronic ownership duties,
NEXT!
Modified Text
lots o mes
there
think it can be cleaned up?
at what bit rate?
how much power?
oops out of battery ,
too late
game over...
Did i say solar
and it's cloudy out?
so sorry,
charlie, got a power plug?
paid your electric/ gas/ etc bill(s)
at least some don't take a wifi/
DataPlan, or do they?
oh, rentals...
borrowing, on credit card(s)
$400+ and how's your credit/
balance?
every tried?
how old are you?
got a helmet?
need a smart phone big bank balance
and still then you might get hurt trying these
things the first time especially
But it's fun to watch,
see grandpa/ ma break a hip?
way more amusing then kids being run over...
opps. said too much,
did say that aloud?
(technically no
Lawyer(s) might Say, IANAL
but play a ruse on Line)
What's Missing?
What Can Be Found?
What Can Not Be Found?
How To Analyze?
Lenses
Noob
So different configurations of wheels
and person(s),
BiCycle, traditional Safety Diamond like frame
seat on top,
and ReCumBents,
sit in a lounger like seat,
wheels front and back
or inline underneath,
and then there are UniCycles
and some other things SegWays,
try explaining those to someone who's
only been on a horse/ donkey...
Aliens/ Amish similar, idk...
Kid(s)
So go figure you already know
because you've been luck to be born
during a time of great electronic stupidity,
no?
BAck in my day we had two plastic balls
and a string between them
and a ring, and you got those hard balls
hitting each other and tried to get them
to hit each other up top too,
making a big racket, and likely hurting
yourself, in the process,
well lawyers stepped in and likely
can't buy that tradenamed toy
i'm forgetting the name of,
and likely poked an eye out too...
Go figure breaking my balls...
Not jaw Breakers, but maybe broke those bones
too, idk, i'm not that lawyer like...
Dis/Diss/Dys/Hiss/Etc
GeneralPublic
It's all for younger,
until they are on public streets
and need help to the ambulance
and the hospital and the ...
Can you say CorVair?
it was a kewl 4 wheel motored thing,
but with the engine and gas tank
in the back?
Tended to be a fire ball, iirc,
i didn't own one...
But a green guy wrote up something
and ended up running for president,
Ralph Nader? iirc, go figure...
and no seat belt laws, etc...
but now we do, why?
how?
what?
can't read, can't see...
Deaf Dumb and Blind,
nice, a TryAthlete...
Assumptions
Time Limits
not sure getting to old, tired for this
even my own drivel,
need a nap,
etc...
after walking back with a 7 mile range
turned into a 4 mile range on a first real
world ride/ walk/ push out
and walk back...
Book Data
Designing amusement that others buy
and you end up selling more?
instead of less?
Aren't there books about that?
in the Law Library?
Just say'n.
No your writing...
we have records of it....
ISBN
Bound
CopyRight
Pages
index
Links
LidlProbsThenHover 1eScooter2021
Bike!Bike!AnyWhere2021
BenteBikeOptions2020
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CheatingBreads2019
)
eBikeCheating2017
EchoRCHoverCraft2017
PedalCartAlternatives2016
PedalCarts2015
HoverJet
3DPrinter2012
4WheelsBad2WheelsGood3WheelsMaybe
BikeTechWheelBuilding
/GoFish
many things up here related to Wheels
Bikes, Cycling, etc...
many mechanical
even
WeldingBasics2013
but don't try this at home kids...
Conclusion
Summary of experience or similar
Not sure different things and out of my price
range...
JerrySpaceIdea
had some testbed type group buying
and other try and learn space things,
but somehow "Professionals" took the money
instead, go figure,
No Fair!
I'm Telling
Discussion
A place for feedback on the page presented
What have you seen that looks interesting?
What looks dangerous?
How about GyroCoptering?
Soaring?
Flying?
Drones?
EmInEm?
anything like JackAss on the Tube?
youTube?
InDesTructAbles?
ever design and build something different
or still trying to get the grease out of your
finger nails from getting that old clunker
on the trail/ road/ sidewalk?
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